Corporate innovation teams: just kill me now

A large corporate we deal with rolled out their red carpet today to a company we know. Here’s what they sent:

Hi Amol

XX kindly forwarded on your details. By way of introduction, I sit in the Innovative XX team for Global XX which focuses on innovations in the XX space.

A central vendor intake process has been implemented to enhance efficiencies within our team. Please complete the vendor intake form at the following  link – any additional supporting information can be sent to xyz@email. These details will be evaluated by a member of our team, and an invitation to participate in a vendor demo day will be offered if your services align with our business needs and objectives.

Hope to hear from you soon!

XX Person

XX Lead, Innovative XX Director

Business XX, XX and XX (BXXX)

XX Innovative XX

That sounds like innovation at the speed of light to me.

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