ISO Kickstarter for Modern Non-Army Men

Somebody should be doing one of these “modern” toy lines with Green Army Men.

How can these still exist unchanged from the good old/bad old days? What are less violent kids supposed to play with? And girls?

The closest thing I found were some ridiculously pink ballerina people.

Surely there is a playset of plastic restaurant people, car racing people, construction people, beach people, school people…somewhere?

Army

Indians

If you want to do a kickstarter for this, let me know and I’ll help you.

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