OpenSNORE v0: Proof that even snoring can ship 😴🚀

Look, we all have that one friend who can fall asleep mid-conversation like a power-saving mode for humans. OpenSNORE v0 is my tribute to that vibe: a tiny prototype that stays delightfully underpowered… until it matters. 😴📱

The point of v0 is simple: ship something real, early, and a little bit ridiculous so we can learn fast (and maybe laugh faster). 👊😂

What OpenSNORE v0 includes (besides impeccable vibes):

• a hilariously blunt name
• the smallest possible surface area that still feels like an app
• a feedback loop where your complaints become roadmap items

If you’re wondering, “Is this serious?” the answer is: yes… in the same way a first draft is serious. This is the proof-of-life demo.

Try it, roast it, and tell me what you’d want OpenSNORE to do next.

Also: the screenshot I used may be the most honest branding I’ve ever shipped.